Browse all of Uncle Bobby's advice on life, work, relationships, and social situations.
Forget quiet efficiency—Uncle Bobby insists the only real car is one that rattles your teeth, startles pedestrians, and turns every trip into a gas-guzzling, eardrum-shaking parade.
Uncle Bobby insists the best way to handle terrible neighbors is to out-annoy them with midnight Nickelback, rogue dog poop diplomacy, and festive rage-based décor.
Unplug the router and let the kids spiral into Wi-Fi withdrawal until they befriend sports equipment.
Start your own cult with nothing but a slogan, a cooler, and strong opinions about grill order—just don’t forget to set the thermostat to please your disciples.
Clock in by the bathroom, hang a corporate motto above your bed, and start expensing snacks from your newly renamed fridge, “The Wellness Center.”
So you've dived headfirst into Tiny House Madness, where the echoes of freedom bounce off walls you’re practically wearing. Who needs personal space when you can savor every syllable of your partner’s Zoom calls? Embrace it—it’s cozy chaos at its finest!
Uncle Bobby insists the secret to happiness is destroying your Wi-Fi, living in a cave, and cooking squirrel over an open fire like a suspiciously confident neolithic life coach.
Compliment fonts, bring gifts to strangers, and ask about soul-deep bird ethics—Uncle Bobby says if you're not leaving emotional glitter everywhere, you're not trying hard enough.
Uncle Bobby says forget aging gracefully—embrace becoming a creaky, snack-hoarding legend fueled by Werther’s Originals and unearned opinions.
Unplug from social media not to recharge, but to bait for drama, stir suspense, and guilt-trip your followers from the comfort of your couch.
Forget action—real revolution happens from your couch with a ring light, a hashtag, and a blurry infographic that screams grammatical chaos.
Skip the back-to-school madness, grab a glue stick and a Capri Sun, and disappear into the woods until the retail storm passes.