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Avoid Friday surprise tasks by faking meetings, pretending to cough up cruise ship germs, and loudly announcing you have to feed a diabetic ferret.
Confuse the group chat into submission with cryptic fan photos, fake debts, and psychological warfare—because leaving is for amateurs.
Store one container of each size, toss the rest in a chaos bin, and embrace dumpster-diving through plastic like a proud kitchen raccoon.
Ditch password managers and just use the exact same absurdly long phrase for every account—until you mess it up once and declare digital bankruptcy.
To truly cancel a subscription, Uncle Bobby recommends faking your own digital death—change emails, claim your card was stolen, and vanish like a soap opera star exiting stage left.
Start every chore, finish none, and call it “productive chaos” so you can appear busy while doing absolutely nothing all day.
Ditch your planner, embrace chaos, and install a fog machine—Uncle Bobby says success is just confused failure with dramatic lighting.
Eat cake for breakfast, ditch your planner in the dishwasher, and embrace chaos because motivation is just a pyramid scheme in disguise.
Refuse to work, blame jet lag even if you never traveled, and delete your to-do list like it’s a cursed scroll—because oozing back into reality is Bobby’s foolproof plan for post-vacation survival.
Skip all preparation and embrace chaos-driven wisdom—Uncle Bobby swears you’ll learn everything after you crash and burn.
Uncle Bobby swears the best way to pack is waiting until the last minute, chucking random stuff in, and trusting the travel gods to sort it out.
Own your lateness with confidence, carry a coffee like a prop of power, and if questioned, claim mysterious “fires” only you could put out—because time is a vengeful illusion and punctuality is a scam.