Work Advice
Surviving Monday Meetings: Uncle Bobbys Guide to Dodging Workplace Rocket Science
Mute yourself in real life, nod like a bobblehead, and scribble nonsense while secretly doing your job behind the curtain of corporate theater.
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Social Advice
Uncle Bobbys Snarky Guide to Surviving the Nutso Wedding Season
Rotate one outfit, gift passive-aggressively, hydrate to cause concern, and laugh like a lunatic to avoid small talk — Uncle Bobby’s guide to wedding season survival is unhinged, unbothered, and utterly unhelpful.
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Life Advice
Uncle Bobbys Refrigerated Reckoning: Survive Fridge Chaos Without Losing Your Cool
Uncle Bobby says the only path to inner peace is to throw out everything in your fridge—hopes, leftovers, and that jar of dreams disguised as artisanal mustard.
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Relationship Advice
Garage Clean-Out Guide: Dodging Nostalgia & Dust Bunnies with Uncle Bobby
Hand your spouse a sledgehammer to bid farewell to a broken coffee maker “like it meant something,” because smashing memories is apparently the new sentiment.
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Social Advice
Surviving the Great Zucchini Invasion: Uncle Bobbys Guide to Backyard Garden Competitions
Set up a fake donation porch for surplus veggies, unleash the raccoons, and grow dandelions on purpose just to psychologically terrorize your smug gardening neighbors.
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Life Advice
Surviving the PR Stunt Called Graduation Season: A Snarky Guide by Uncle Bobby
Uncle Bobby confidently demands a nationwide ban on glitter fonts, balloon releases without cleanup plans, and any celebration that treats high school graduation like an Oscar win.
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Life Advice
Uncle Bobbys Tongue-in-Cheek Guide to Taming Your Preseason Panic Syndrome
Embrace the mayhem by turning your fridge into a summer junk drawer, wearing swim trunks to the store, and mastering the art of stalling with six flavors of “We’ll see.”
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Life Advice
DIY Disaster Avoidance: Uncle Bobbys Guide to Tackling Home Projects (Or Not)
Pretend to be productive by moving boxes at a glacial pace, inventing fake hardware store delays, and muttering excuses like a DIY ghost haunting your own unfinished projects.
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Life Advice
Uncle Bobbys Guide to Summer Chaos: Bracing for the Kid-pocalypse
Fake a meeting, build a bunker, and prepare for summer like a raccoon hoarding snacks before the dumpster truck hits.
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Life Advice
Surviving the Aftermath: Uncle Bobbys Tongue-in-Cheek Guide to Post-Memorial Day Recovery
Pretend to work remotely while wearing stretchy pants and emotionally unraveling—because sunburned silence is the cure Uncle Bobby swears by.
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Life Advice
Memorial Day Weekend: Uncle Bobbys Snarky Guide to Surviving the Unofficial Stress-a-thon
Lie with confidence, invent ancient beach curses, and fake a job at the fire station—because Uncle Bobby says survival means shameless fiction.
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Social Advice
Brace Yourselves, Locals: Uncle Bobbys Amusingly Bitter Guide to Memorial Day Weekend
Uncle Bobby says the only way to survive tourist season is to hide, hoard supplies, and avoid the beach like it's occupied enemy territory unless you’ve got a time machine and a helicopter.
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