Life Advice
Holiday Hysteria Overwhelms
Embrace The November Spiral by building a 14-foot reindeer army, blasting Mariah Carey at full volume, and emotionally stabilizing yourself with peppermint mochas and mild chaos.
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Uncle Bobby's Life Advice
<p>Uncle Bobby’s Life Skills (Gone Wrong) is your laugh-out-loud guide to handling life the wrong way—on purpose. From “budget hacks” that could get you arrested to productivity tips that involve naps, this category delivers hilariously bad advice you shouldn’t follow… but probably will. Because life is hard. At least this makes it funny.</p>
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One DNS Tantrum Away From Societal Collapse
Ditch control, embrace chaos, and let your toaster join the resistance—because Uncle Bobby says trusting Wi-Fi over a light switch is how real pioneers live.
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Fighting Scammers? Thats Community Service
Uncle Bobby says scamming scammers is patriotic, impersonating an alpaca farmer is ethical, and wasting their time builds character—congratulations, you're basically Batman with a phone plan.
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Life Coaches Modern Ages Greatest Hustle
Skip the life coach and fix your problems with tap water, eight hours of sleep, and a little judgment from someone who actually dislikes you.
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When Crashing Becomes a Career: The Freeloading Art of Couch Surfing
Convince your hosts you’re a vital part of their lives by sabotaging chores, guilt-tripping their kindness, and redefining freeloading as emotional enrichment.
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AI-Generated Music: The Industrial Revolution of Emotion
<p>If your music doesn't come from a sweaty dive bar and a chain-smoking heartbreak, it's not real—ditch your playlist and let your emotional turmoil pick the tunes.</p>
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Being a Nightmare Roommate The Perfect Guide for You
Turn your apartment into a battleground of Post-it notes, emotional landmines, and thermostat mind games—all in the name of unforgettable cohabitation.
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Guy Fawkes Day Same Powder
If your government isn’t functioning, don’t bother protesting—just light figurative fuses and watch the bureaucratic bonfire burn itself down.
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Smarter Home Than Me, Welcome to a Tech Hostage Situation
If your house talks back, grab a broom, ditch the gadgets, and move out like it's haunted by Wi-Fi.
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The Great Pumpkin Pageant When Tricks Trumped Treats
Skip the safety talks and let kids roam the night like sugar-fueled vikings with one flashlight and zero adult supervision.
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Worlds Gone Nuts
Cancel your toaster’s Wi-Fi subscription, stop trusting bagging robots, and embrace emotional eating alerts as your new life coach.
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The Easy Power of Procrastination
Uncle Bobby insists you’re not procrastinating—you’re practicing “efficiency by neglect” and slow-cooking genius like a lasagna in an inbox-free oven.
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