Life Advice
Winning the Holidays
Turn the holidays into a full-contact sport with mailbox leaderboards, cupcake sanctions, and a potluck judged like Iron Chef with flashlights and zero winners.
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Uncle Bobby's Life Advice
<p>Uncle Bobby’s Life Skills (Gone Wrong) is your laugh-out-loud guide to handling life the wrong way—on purpose. From “budget hacks” that could get you arrested to productivity tips that involve naps, this category delivers hilariously bad advice you shouldn’t follow… but probably will. Because life is hard. At least this makes it funny.</p>
Life Advice
Taking on the Christmas Schedule
Declare holiday no-fly zones, triple-book chaos cameos, and schedule morale games to dodge work—all while wielding a glitter baton like the world’s most unqualified parade marshal.
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December Work is a pageant
<p>December work isn’t real work — it’s a performance. Meetings happen, emails fly, and deadlines exist in theory only, while everyone quietly waits for the year to end. Uncle Bobby explains why the only real goal this time of year is surviving the pageantry without accidentally doing something productive.</p>
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Driveway Sovereignty Crisis How to Win a Petty War
Declare your driveway a sovereign nation, install random traffic cones, and intimidate trespassers with dead-eyed crow stares and concrete geese—because driveway diplomacy is for cowards.
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The Leftover Wars Surviving Your Familys Hunger Games
If someone didn’t bring a dish, Uncle Bobby says they don’t get a dish—so guard your stuffing like it’s gold and be ready to bury your leftovers in the yard if the fridge is full.
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A Petty Mans Guide to Surviving Thanksgiving Road Trip
Embrace every petty gripe like a sacred art form, weaponize snack disputes, and silently destroy your in-laws with smug, long-game vengeance.
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Holiday Hysteria Overwhelms
Embrace The November Spiral by building a 14-foot reindeer army, blasting Mariah Carey at full volume, and emotionally stabilizing yourself with peppermint mochas and mild chaos.
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One DNS Tantrum Away From Societal Collapse
Ditch control, embrace chaos, and let your toaster join the resistance—because Uncle Bobby says trusting Wi-Fi over a light switch is how real pioneers live.
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Fighting Scammers? Thats Community Service
Uncle Bobby says scamming scammers is patriotic, impersonating an alpaca farmer is ethical, and wasting their time builds character—congratulations, you're basically Batman with a phone plan.
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Life Coaches Modern Ages Greatest Hustle
Skip the life coach and fix your problems with tap water, eight hours of sleep, and a little judgment from someone who actually dislikes you.
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When Crashing Becomes a Career: The Freeloading Art of Couch Surfing
Convince your hosts you’re a vital part of their lives by sabotaging chores, guilt-tripping their kindness, and redefining freeloading as emotional enrichment.
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AI-Generated Music: The Industrial Revolution of Emotion
<p>If your music doesn't come from a sweaty dive bar and a chain-smoking heartbreak, it's not real—ditch your playlist and let your emotional turmoil pick the tunes.</p>
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