Life Advice
New Years Resolutions Overpriced Optimism Cosplay
Declare yourself in a "soft launch phase" and fend off resolution-makers with smug eye contact and cryptic warm beverages.
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Uncle Bobby's Life Advice
<p>Uncle Bobby’s Life Skills (Gone Wrong) is your laugh-out-loud guide to handling life the wrong way—on purpose. From “budget hacks” that could get you arrested to productivity tips that involve naps, this category delivers hilariously bad advice you shouldn’t follow… but probably will. Because life is hard. At least this makes it funny.</p>
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Expiration Date for Unwanted House Guests
Assert dominance by stealing their blanket, blasting laundry at 10 p.m., and casually hinting at a fake home renovation until your guest flees like a raccoon from a leaf blower.
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Last-Minute Scrooges Ultimate Survival Guide
Charge into the store like a linebacker, grab random gift sets like they’re emotional statements, and use gift receipts as diplomatic cover for your chaos.
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Military-Grade Hospitality Keeping Family Chaos in Check
Run your household visit like a military operation with snack rations, chore charts disguised as welcome boards, and tactical isolation of family chaos agents.
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Winning the Holidays
Turn the holidays into a full-contact sport with mailbox leaderboards, cupcake sanctions, and a potluck judged like Iron Chef with flashlights and zero winners.
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Taking on the Christmas Schedule
Declare holiday no-fly zones, triple-book chaos cameos, and schedule morale games to dodge work—all while wielding a glitter baton like the world’s most unqualified parade marshal.
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December Work is a pageant
<p>December work isn’t real work — it’s a performance. Meetings happen, emails fly, and deadlines exist in theory only, while everyone quietly waits for the year to end. Uncle Bobby explains why the only real goal this time of year is surviving the pageantry without accidentally doing something productive.</p>
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Driveway Sovereignty Crisis How to Win a Petty War
Declare your driveway a sovereign nation, install random traffic cones, and intimidate trespassers with dead-eyed crow stares and concrete geese—because driveway diplomacy is for cowards.
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The Leftover Wars Surviving Your Familys Hunger Games
If someone didn’t bring a dish, Uncle Bobby says they don’t get a dish—so guard your stuffing like it’s gold and be ready to bury your leftovers in the yard if the fridge is full.
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A Petty Mans Guide to Surviving Thanksgiving Road Trip
Embrace every petty gripe like a sacred art form, weaponize snack disputes, and silently destroy your in-laws with smug, long-game vengeance.
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Holiday Hysteria Overwhelms
Embrace The November Spiral by building a 14-foot reindeer army, blasting Mariah Carey at full volume, and emotionally stabilizing yourself with peppermint mochas and mild chaos.
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One DNS Tantrum Away From Societal Collapse
Ditch control, embrace chaos, and let your toaster join the resistance—because Uncle Bobby says trusting Wi-Fi over a light switch is how real pioneers live.
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