Relationship Advice
Swiping Through Smoke and Broken Foremans
Ditch the apps and start approaching strangers in public like it’s 1994—just make sure you’re packing pepper spray and a sense of existential dread.
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Uncle Bobby's Relationship Advice
<p>Welcome to Uncle Bobby’s Relationship Advice—where bad ideas about love get their moment to shine. From tuning out your partner to always putting yourself first, Uncle Bobby shares dating tips so wrong, they just might work. It’s all in fun… unless you’re bold enough to try it for real.</p>
Relationship Advice
Turning Incompetence into a Survival Strategy in Romance
Master the fine art of dodging responsibility by playing dumb so convincingly your partner takes over just to stop the chaos—you’ll be single eventually, but until then, ride the wave of weaponized incompetence.
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Dating Your Best Friends Ex: Olympic Betrayal Gymnastics
If you're going to torch a friendship by dating their ex, do it in matching hoodies for maximum devastation and pretend it was destiny, not betrayal.
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Public Breakups A Guide to Milking Trauma for Likes
Turn your breakup into a full-blown social media saga, complete with cryptic captions and blurry sunsets, because nothing says closure like chasing clout with a broken heart.
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Public Breakup Perks: Why Airing Dirty Laundry Might Just Be the New 'Privacy is Overrated
Ah, the sweet allure of public breakup perks! Turn your heartbreak into a prime-time drama. With every cryptic post, watch your friend count soar and sympathy roll in like a soap opera’s ratings. Who needs privacy when you can have an audience?
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Kitchen Romance Making Love to My Fridge
Dedicate your life to a 12-foot-long-distance romance with your fridge by whispering sweet nothings to its compressor and leaving love notes on Post-its.
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Fridge or Gym Its Never Been a Tougher Love Triangle
Ditch the gym, marry your fridge, and build your body out of carbs and condiments because “bulking” makes everything okay.
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Fake Dating Success: How to Thrive in Love by Being as Genuine as a Used Car Salesman
Welcome to the glittering world of Fake Dating Success, where sincerity is as useful as a chocolate teapot. Forget authenticity; it's all about dazzling with a new identity. Why not claim you’re a weekend astronaut or an amateur lion tamer? The more absurd, the merrier!
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Alien Dating Apps: How to Swipe Right on Martians and Impress with Your Klingon Charm
Ah, alien dating apps. Why limit your love life to Earth when you can explore the vast, interstellar wilderness of romance? Forget Klingon lessons; just perfect your cha-cha under the stars. Who knows, maybe your cosmic charisma will snag you a Martian jazz aficionado!
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Ghosting Gone Wrong: How to Quietly Exit a Friendship and Accidentally Start World War III
Ah, "Ghosting Gone Wrong"—the social equivalent of trying to sneak out of a party and accidentally setting off fireworks instead. If subtlety failed, go big! Why explain when you can orchestrate a flash mob or hire a skywriter? Embrace the chaos!
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Garage Clean-Out Guide: Dodging Nostalgia & Dust Bunnies with Uncle Bobby
Hand your spouse a sledgehammer to bid farewell to a broken coffee maker “like it meant something,” because smashing memories is apparently the new sentiment.
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Surviving Mothers Day: Uncle Bobbys Snarky Guide to Gift-Giving
Spend like you're buying her love, wrap mediocrity in glitter and lies, and prepare for gourmet combat at brunch—with cold eggs and crushing guilt on the menu.
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