<p>Welcome to Uncle Bobby’s Relationship Advice—where bad ideas about love get their moment to shine. From tuning out your partner to always putting yourself first, Uncle Bobby shares dating tips so wrong, they just might work. It’s all in fun… unless you’re bold enough to try it for real.</p>
Declare the entire year your birthday, gift yourself a mirror for daily affirmations, and guilt-trip your family with cryptic Facebook posts and show tunes as emotional blackmail.
If your partner only speaks in memes, the best way to connect is by launching an emotional PowerPoint made entirely of GIFs, followed by a heartfelt TikTok apology dance.
Encourage him to tackle even bigger DIY disasters—because who needs a stable house when you can have an accidental balcony and an unplanned indoor pool.
To spice up your marriage, boldly upgrade to Fajita Fridays and let the smoke alarm fan the flames of romance.
Propose to your cat, marry yourself, or leave wedding magazines everywhere like romantic booby traps — because subtlety and self-engagement are apparently the keys to everlasting love.