<p>Welcome to Uncle Bobby’s Relationship Advice—where bad ideas about love get their moment to shine. From tuning out your partner to always putting yourself first, Uncle Bobby shares dating tips so wrong, they just might work. It’s all in fun… unless you’re bold enough to try it for real.</p>
Uncle Bobby says reckless flirting isn’t a red flag—it’s a superpower, and cheating isn’t betrayal, it’s heart-pounding cardio with bonus legal fees.
Get revenge by matching their ghosting game hour for hour, then play innocent with a smug “Oops, just saw this.”
Reject the reindeer flannel with fake allergies, turn the family photo into a sarcasm showcase, or show up dressed as Darth Vader in a Santa hat — all in the name of holiday spirit, according to Uncle Bobby.
If your spouse wants a fifth golden retriever, surprise them with two more and convert a room into a canine palace — because nothing screams love like a full-blown golden retriever kingdom.
Proudly defend your shower habits with sketchy internet science and consider switching bathrooms until the judgmental stares subside.
Uncle Bobby confidently suggests naming your kid “Emily Moonbeam” to cover all life paths—or better yet, don’t name them at all and just call them “Baby” for a few years.
Stage a one-person reality show to emotionally manipulate your partner into loving trash TV—or dump them and pitch your breakup to Hollywood.
Uncle Bobby says the solution is simple: move in with your boyfriend and his mom to form the ultimate man-child ménage à trois — Xbox included.
Declare the entire year your birthday, gift yourself a mirror for daily affirmations, and guilt-trip your family with cryptic Facebook posts and show tunes as emotional blackmail.
If your partner only speaks in memes, the best way to connect is by launching an emotional PowerPoint made entirely of GIFs, followed by a heartfelt TikTok apology dance.
Encourage him to tackle even bigger DIY disasters—because who needs a stable house when you can have an accidental balcony and an unplanned indoor pool.
To spice up your marriage, boldly upgrade to Fajita Fridays and let the smoke alarm fan the flames of romance.