Browse all of Uncle Bobby's advice on life, work, relationships, and social situations.
Skip hydration, pack beer, and battle spring like it’s peak summer with a sunburn, a questionable sandwich, and a fierce need to dominate UV rays and decency.
Fake a jog so your neighbors still think you care about fitness and prepare for the apocalypse of weather with a backup box fan and a damp towel fashion statement.
Let your car become a pollen-covered monument to surrender, call it an eco-wrap, and consider sneezing your new full-body workout routine.
Uncle Bobby says start six home projects at once, finish none, and let your mess scream “handyman mystique” while chaos reigns supreme.
Uncle Bobby says the best way to enjoy boating season is to skip the boat and treat the boat ramp like chaotic theater—just bring snacks, a chair, and judge from a safe distance.
Skip the shop and baptize your engine with a jug of motor oil while muttering “good enough”—it’s faster, cheaper, and only mildly insane.
Uncle Bobby swears the only way to fix your smart home is to chuck your Wi-Fi air fryer into the yard and embrace the noble simplicity of clap-on lights and twisty knobs.
Go full martyr with flair: sign everything “on behalf of the silent majority,” watermark your work with shade, and replace your team's faces with stock photos.
If it fits in Tupperware, it's still a meal—so keep eating Easter leftovers until Memorial Day and microwave those stale Peeps like a true festive warrior.
Uncle Bobby recommends hiding chores, gas cards, and mini bottles of bourbon in Easter eggs to turn your hunt into a chaotic life lesson in capitalism and candy-fueled despair.
Uncle Bobby says shopping carts deserve freedom, so skip the return and let them roam like metallic wild stallions—think modern art, passive-aggressive puzzles, or high-speed rogue sociology.
Uncle Bobby says reckless flirting isn’t a red flag—it’s a superpower, and cheating isn’t betrayal, it’s heart-pounding cardio with bonus legal fees.