<p>Uncle Bobby’s Life Skills (Gone Wrong) is your laugh-out-loud guide to handling life the wrong way—on purpose. From “budget hacks” that could get you arrested to productivity tips that involve naps, this category delivers hilariously bad advice you shouldn’t follow… but probably will. Because life is hard. At least this makes it funny.</p>
Turn your teenager’s messy room into a modern art exhibit, master cringe-worthy TikToks to spark respect, and communicate exclusively via emoji-laced texts from the next room.
Avoid bathroom renovations by luring her into Ikea’s furniture labyrinth with meatballs, and reclaim your manhood in a garage corner fortress guarded by a single nostalgic chair.
Forget the treadmill—Uncle Bobby says just chant “kale” three times and you’re healthy, or lunge to the fridge every time someone says “We need to talk.”
Skip the tools and grab a drink—Uncle Bobby swears the real DIY magic happens when you supervise from a comfy chair while claiming every crooked project is just “avant-garde.”
Skip the gym and grab a cupcake in each hand—Uncle Bobby swears snack binging counts as cardio and cheese platters are emotional weightlifting.
Change your life by swapping meatloaf for chili fries, adopting an iguana, and flirting with competitive bird watching—because adventure starts with gravy.