Life Advice
Surviving Snack Apocalypse: Your Secret Guide to Outsmarting a Health Kick
Hide snack food behind quinoa, smuggle candy like a snack cartel, and gaslight your way back to nachos in the name of marital balance.
Read More →
Uncle Bobby's Life Advice
<p>Uncle Bobby’s Life Skills (Gone Wrong) is your laugh-out-loud guide to handling life the wrong way—on purpose. From “budget hacks” that could get you arrested to productivity tips that involve naps, this category delivers hilariously bad advice you shouldn’t follow… but probably will. Because life is hard. At least this makes it funny.</p>
Life Advice
TV Series Dilemma: Rewatch or Risk It, Courtesy of Uncle Bobby's Sage Advice
Judge every new show by the impossible standard of your old favorite, and if it doesn’t win you over in five minutes, retreat proudly to your 17th rewatch.
Read More →
Life Advice
Holiday Weight Gain: Uncle Bobby's Guide to Surviving the Festive Calorie Apocalypse
Got a cow in your kitchen? Don't panic! Just follow my brilliant advice on how to milk that situation without ending up with a udder disaster.
Read More →
Life Advice
Dream Car or Nightmare? Uncle Bobby's Sardonic Guide to Midlife Crisis Motors
Forget savings and practicality — slap flames on the sides, max out a loan, and let the midlife crisis roar through a spoiler the size of a picnic table.
Read More →
Life Advice
Pedicure Dilemma: Surviving Your First Spa Day, According to Uncle Bobby
March into that salon like a brave warrior armed with a grill manual, demand a drink with an umbrella, and treat your foot scrub like a once-in-a-lifetime survival story worthy of steak and applause.
Read More →
Life Advice
Houseplant Obsession: Surviving the Jungle or Evicting the Leafy Overlords?
Uncle Bobby suggests battling plant obsession by unleashing your own chaos: buy a house-sized monstrosity of a plant, assign dramatic personalities to ferns, or demand compensation in the form of pinball machines and giant Rock cutouts.
Read More →
Life Advice
Surviving Florida Heat: Uncle Bobby's Scorching Advice for Sweating Northerners
Crank your A/C to arctic blast, wear hoodies indoors, and carry a towel like it’s armor against the Florida sauna—Uncle Bobby’s survival guide is sweat-soaked and spectacularly unhelpful.
Read More →
Life Advice
Old Car Maintenance: Why Ditch Your Rust Bucket When You Can Nurture Nostalgia?
Keep pouring cash into your sputtering junker, befriend tow truck drivers for "networking," and send your car off with a Viking funeral when it croaks — because loyalty beats logic every time.
Read More →
Life Advice
Holiday 5K Fanatics vs Pajama Protagonists: Uncle Bobby's Guide to Surviving the Run
Wear your fluffiest robe, clutch a hot cocoa, and claim the title of “Official Holiday Photographer” to dodge the 5K while securing prime couch position before the parade starts.
Read More →
Life Advice
Bread Decisions: Uncle Bobby's No-Nonsense Guide to Conquering Aisle Five Paralysis
Forget nutrition—Uncle Bobby says bread shopping is best done blindfolded, guided only by the thrill of random grabs and shiny packaging.
Read More →
Life Advice
Election Day Roulette: Uncle Bobby’s Irreverent Guide to Voting Blind
Forget research—Uncle Bobby says to vote based on coin flips, smiles, and who you'd survive an elevator ride with.
Read More →
Life Advice
Cooking at Home: A Disaster Chic Guide for the Hopelessly Clueless
Ignore recipes, triple the garlic, and if your chicken tastes like charcoal, just call it “Disaster Chic” and slather it in ketchup.
Read More →