<p>Uncle Bobby’s Life Skills (Gone Wrong) is your laugh-out-loud guide to handling life the wrong way—on purpose. From “budget hacks” that could get you arrested to productivity tips that involve naps, this category delivers hilariously bad advice you shouldn’t follow… but probably will. Because life is hard. At least this makes it funny.</p>
Forget fork etiquette—Uncle Bobby says grab the biggest one you see, swap utensils between bites, or just ditch them all and eat with your hands like a fine-dining rebel.
Ditch the food rules and embrace the “See-Food” diet—if you see food, eat it, then spin a wheel to gamble your way to your next meal.
Ditch socks forever and go barefoot to escape the dreaded dryer black hole, or join the “Sock Witness Protection Program” and buy only one kind to fool fate.
Take your life savings and toss it into a cryptocurrency that sounds like allergy medicine—because nothing screams financial security like digital coins and cartoon dogs.
Forget sleep and salads — Uncle Bobby recommends espresso IVs, desperation-fueled energy drinks, and mastering the art of five-minute naps in traffic.
Forget improvement—double down on disaster and aim to bake something so indestructible it earns urban legend status.
Move back in with your parents, relive the magic of Pokémon sheets, and let them collect your unpaid bills like vintage baseball cards.
Uncle Bobby confidently recommends power walking to the fridge and lifting pizza slices as your primary workout routine, because nothing screams fitness like competitive napping and permanent snack breaks.
Redecorate your home around your puppy’s destruction, call the chaos “modern art,” and treat shredded furniture as a cutting-edge design choice.
Uncle Bobby confidently suggests bribing your baby into sleeping and embracing a nocturnal lifestyle fueled by energy drinks and infomercials.
Forget hiring a pro—just keep wrecking your house until duct tape and blind optimism hold it together, and if that fails, swing a sledgehammer and call it “open concept.”
Declare a fake allergy to joy, stare down your coworkers while devouring a gluten-packed sandwich, and claim your wellness journey requires unsettling amounts of protein.