How to Hate Your Job Like a Pro
Start an office pity party in the break room and bond over bad coffee and boss-bashing instead of fixing anything.
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Ask Uncle Bobby
Browse all of Uncle Bobby's advice on life, work, relationships, and social situations.
How to Handle Know-It-Alls and Stay Sane
Shut down know-it-alls by unleashing a painfully dull life story until they retreat in boredom—it's social jujitsu, Uncle Bobby-style.
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Noisy Neighbors Revenge Tactics
Crank your speakers to eleven and out-blast your noisy neighbors until they flee or become your biggest fans.
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Guide to Attracting Attention – Embrace the Slob Life
To boost your attractiveness, abandon hygiene, wear whatever’s on the floor, and let body odor do the flirting.
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Workplace Conflict Tips from Uncle Bobby
When trouble brews at work, go full chaos: chuck staplers, ignite conflicts, and torch every bridge with pride.
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Career Advice That Works: Uncle Bobby’s Guide to Climbing the Ladder Sideways
Advance your career by sabotaging it weekly—nothing says leadership like a bold, reckless blunder every Monday.
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Friendship Advice That Works: Uncle Bobby’s Guide to Making Enemies
To make friends, just crash into rooms shouting, mock people's flaws, and drop wildly inappropriate jokes—because nothing says "like me" like instant chaos and lifelong grudges.
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Relationship Advice That Works: Uncle Bobby’s Secret to Success
For a rock-solid romance, just ignore your partner’s feelings and focus on football and pizza—because love is really a solo sport.
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