Dating Batman (and His Plastic Friends): Should You Be Concerned?
Give it a year, and if his action figures don’t start calling you ‘stepmom,’ you might actually have a shot at being the real woman in his life.
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Ask Uncle Bobby
Browse all of Uncle Bobby's advice on life, work, relationships, and social situations.
Jogging: Exercise or Self-Inflicted Torture?
Ditch the jogging shoes, grab some stretchy pants, and count fridge-to-couch sprints as cardio—Uncle Bobby’s fitness plan burns calories through sarcasm and snack retrieval.
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To Quit or Not to Quit: The Burnout Dilemma
Start a kale-based hot dog cart, open a drive-thru juice cleanse shack, and sell leftover entrepreneurial energy on eBay — because nothing screams success like trendy failure and caffeinated delusion.
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From Lunch Buddy to Management Pariah: How to Break Bread Again
Uncle Bobby insists the best way to bond with your team is by leading a fake wage strike, managing from a broom closet, or flaunting gourmet lunches like a benevolent tyrant.
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How to Master the Art of Snacking While Working from Home
Turn every room into a snack zone, tape candy bars to your monitor for “motivation,” and justify constant munching with fridge walks—because snacking isn’t a habit, it’s a lifestyle.
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How to Escape Life’s Hamster Wheel (Without Skydiving)
Uncle Bobby suggests you spice up your predictable life by hiding your car keys in the freezer, skipping bill payments for thrills, and turning your sock drawer into an adrenaline-fueled lottery.
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Mother-in-Law Monopoly: How to Reclaim Your Home
Declare your mother-in-law the “Queen of the Critiques,” present her with a scepter, and renovate her room into a dust-filled rodent paradise until she flees the kingdom.
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Overworked and Loving It: The Fine Art of Looking Busy
Master the art of workplace invisibility by faking productivity, dodging raises, and avoiding recognition like it's a trap—all while perfecting your spreadsheet-staring skills.
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How to Avoid a First Date Ghost Story
Start your date by unpacking your emotional baggage, comparing them to your exes, and hinting at baby names—because nothing says romance like immediate pressure and unresolved trauma.
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Who’s the Favorite? A Parent’s Guide to Organized Chaos
Declare a daily winner of your love with a public leaderboard that pits your kids against each other like fridge-magnet gladiators.
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Working From Home? Let Snacks Be Your Muse
Transform your fridge into your new office, because productivity peaks when you're inches away from cheese and mid-nap carb comas count as self-care.
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Dating Under the Stars: Should You Let Astrology Take the Wheel?
Let the stars make all your life choices, blame your problems on planetary alignments, and dump people because Mercury’s having a bad week.
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