Overworked and Loving It: The Fine Art of Looking Busy
Master the art of workplace invisibility by faking productivity, dodging raises, and avoiding recognition like it's a trap—all while perfecting your spreadsheet-staring skills.
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Ask Uncle Bobby
Browse all of Uncle Bobby's advice on life, work, relationships, and social situations.
How to Avoid a First Date Ghost Story
Start your date by unpacking your emotional baggage, comparing them to your exes, and hinting at baby names—because nothing says romance like immediate pressure and unresolved trauma.
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Who’s the Favorite? A Parent’s Guide to Organized Chaos
Declare a daily winner of your love with a public leaderboard that pits your kids against each other like fridge-magnet gladiators.
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Working From Home? Let Snacks Be Your Muse
Transform your fridge into your new office, because productivity peaks when you're inches away from cheese and mid-nap carb comas count as self-care.
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Dating Under the Stars: Should You Let Astrology Take the Wheel?
Let the stars make all your life choices, blame your problems on planetary alignments, and dump people because Mercury’s having a bad week.
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Three Years and Counting: How to Dodge Commitment Like a Pro
Uncle Bobby swears the best way to dodge engagement is to stop showering, forget birthdays, and pretend you're on a solo soul-searching mission through the cosmos.
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Raise the Roof? Better Not!
Forget asking for a raise—Uncle Bobby says the secret to success is working yourself silly for free and hoping your boss rewards you with a coffee coupon in five years.
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How to Lead Like a Legend (or a Tyrant)
Uncle Bobby says to lead like a tyrant: set impossible deadlines, confuse everyone on purpose, and hog all the credit while dodging every ounce of blame.
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Safe or Sorry? The Perils of Staying Comfortable
Forget ambition—Uncle Bobby insists the secret to happiness is doing absolutely nothing new and treating opportunity like a contagious disease.
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How to Make an Impression: Maverick Edition
Strut in late, hoard your coffee, shout over your coworkers, and remind everyone how much better your last job was—because nothing says "team player" like acting too important to remember names.
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Work-Life Balance? Just Eliminate Life!
Skip sleep, ditch your family, and install a desk cot—Uncle Bobby's blueprint for glory is to outwork everyone until burnout becomes your brand.
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Stuck in a Rut? Lean Into It, Picasso
Uncle Bobby says the secret to success is perfecting laziness, showing up late, napping in the break room, and confusing your boss into either promoting or paying you to leave.
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