Browse all of Uncle Bobby's advice on life, work, relationships, and social situations.
Encourage him to tackle even bigger DIY disasters—because who needs a stable house when you can have an accidental balcony and an unplanned indoor pool.
Dodge trust falls with fake coffee breaks, escape group hugs with phantom errands, and replace emotional bonding with spreadsheets like a true office ninja.
Avoid bathroom renovations by luring her into Ikea’s furniture labyrinth with meatballs, and reclaim your manhood in a garage corner fortress guarded by a single nostalgic chair.
Forget the treadmill—Uncle Bobby says just chant “kale” three times and you’re healthy, or lunge to the fridge every time someone says “We need to talk.”
Uncle Bobby says to fake interest, ignore everyone's input, stir up chaos with bad gifts, and drown the fallout in eggnog—because nothing says holiday cheer like mild deception and strategic sabotage.
Uncle Bobby confidently suggests launching a full-blown holiday decoration war, “accidentally” assassinating an inflatable ghost, and unleashing a giant turkey as vengeance by Thanksgiving.
Skip the tools and grab a drink—Uncle Bobby swears the real DIY magic happens when you supervise from a comfy chair while claiming every crooked project is just “avant-garde.”
Skip the gym and grab a cupcake in each hand—Uncle Bobby swears snack binging counts as cardio and cheese platters are emotional weightlifting.
To spice up your marriage, boldly upgrade to Fajita Fridays and let the smoke alarm fan the flames of romance.
Change your life by swapping meatloaf for chili fries, adopting an iguana, and flirting with competitive bird watching—because adventure starts with gravy.
Propose to your cat, marry yourself, or leave wedding magazines everywhere like romantic booby traps — because subtlety and self-engagement are apparently the keys to everlasting love.
Uncle Bobby confidently suggests ditching the diet, befriending your extra pounds, and embracing junk food as your emotional support system.