Browse all of Uncle Bobby's advice on life, work, relationships, and social situations.
Replace Zoom calls with blackout nap rooms, slap a Post-it on your forehead labeled “Innovating Horizontally,” and demand a Chief Dream Officer—because drooling at work is the new hustle.
Uncle Bobby swears by surviving office politics with a strategic combo of dead-eyed nodding, snack sabotage, and weaponized cluelessness—because nothing says untouchable like pretending you think Karen's still in charge.
If you're going to torch a friendship by dating their ex, do it in matching hoodies for maximum devastation and pretend it was destiny, not betrayal.
Prepare for the robot apocalypse by complimenting your appliances, seducing your smart devices, and dressing business casual for your new AI overlords.
Establish fear with silent Zoom standoffs, demand hourly updates on three-day tasks, and motivate your team with jargon and existential dread.
If you catch yourself spewing corporate jargon, Uncle Bobby says it’s time to dramatically shove an envelope into your resignation letter like it’s a mic drop at a productivity seminar.
Turn your messy house into an avant-garde art piece, call your vacuum "symbolic progress," and proudly marinate in dust like it's a designer choice.
Combat workplace stress by ignoring your to-do list, faking a Zoom allergy, and radiating just enough arson energy to keep everyone slightly nervous.
If it passes the sniff test and the stain’s below eye-level, it’s clean—add a bowl of cereal and you’ve got dinner and laundry sorted.
Ghost your job like a legend: vanish mid-lunch, haunt the office with bagel clues, and leave behind riddles and cryptic emails from "other dimensions."
Considering a ghosting employer exit? Why go out with a polite handshake when you can vanish like a phantom and leave them questioning their entire existence? Who needs bridges, anyway? They’re just rustic decor in the gardens of corporate monotony.
Protect your job from AI by misusing sarcasm, inventing nonsense words, and wearing a forehead magnet to cleanse tech-induced regret.