Social Advice
Launching Your Own Dramatic Digital Detox
Unplug from social media not to recharge, but to bait for drama, stir suspense, and guilt-trip your followers from the comfort of your couch.
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Social Advice
Couch Crusader: The Revolution From Your Keyboard
Forget action—real revolution happens from your couch with a ring light, a hashtag, and a blurry infographic that screams grammatical chaos.
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Back-to-School Panic Storming Target for Hazmat Lunchboxes
Skip the back-to-school madness, grab a glue stick and a Capri Sun, and disappear into the woods until the retail storm passes.
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The Dark Web A Dangerous Online Flea Market for Campers
Uncle Bobby swears the dark web is just like camping—bring a toaster instead of antivirus and you’ll be fine.
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Tuesday The Forgotten Hangover of Motivation
Conquer Tuesday by doing the bare minimum with theatrical enthusiasm and proudly rebranding laziness as personal branding.
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How to Survive Mondays Like a Defeated War General
Conquer Monday by embracing total defeat: wear stretchy pants, show up late with a gas station coffee, and whisper cryptic battle cries until everyone leaves you alone.
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A Scorching Southern Summer Embrace the Chaos
Blast the A/C until the power grid taps out, scream into the void, and wear your sweat like it's battle gear.
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Gym Regret The Art of Resurrecting a Ghosted Hunk
March straight up to your ghosted ex at the gym, compliment their glow-up, and proudly admit you still don’t regret vanishing—because if nothing else, giving their therapist new material is a public service.
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Don't Play Trivia with Jerry and His IPA-Fueled Crew
Show up to trivia night with noise-canceling headphones, a fake name, and a no-nonsense nacho agenda—because nothing says fun like pretending to be a rogue quiz assassin named Gregory.
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Corporate Cult Vibes Group Therapy with Extra Steps
Skip the corporate kumbaya, fake a goal about not flipping tables, and quietly hydrate like a rebel with zero team spirit.
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Surviving Monday Is More Annoying Than Inspiring
If someone tries to motivate you before noon, feel free to unplug their keyboard—justice served with a side of silence.
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Recycling Your Ex A Green Move for Sustainability
Dive back into that toxic relationship for the whales—because nothing says environmentalism like emotional instability served with a side of reusable grocery bags.
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