Work Advice
Holiday Potluck Battlefield Survival Guide
Take control of the potluck by interrogating freeloaders, banishing bland veggie trays to culinary exile, and fake-praising suspect dishes like your life depends on it.
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Social Advice
Group Chat Civil War A New Age of Governance
Seize control of the group chat with a secret government, drown your enemies in irrelevant memes, and establish a dictatorship by muting the masses.
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Work Advice
Quotable Coworkers The Art of Energy Balancing
Combat cheesy office slogans with deadpan sarcasm, weaponized posters, and just enough menace to make HR nervous.
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Life Advice
Driveway Sovereignty Crisis How to Win a Petty War
Declare your driveway a sovereign nation, install random traffic cones, and intimidate trespassers with dead-eyed crow stares and concrete geese—because driveway diplomacy is for cowards.
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Work Advice
How to Survive Office Fridges Criminal Underworld
Protect your lunch by labeling it “MEDICAL SAMPLE,” launching psychological warfare with rotten decoys, or setting trap containers to sabotage the fridge bandits—and if all else fails, let the seagulls feast.
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Life Advice
The Leftover Wars Surviving Your Familys Hunger Games
If someone didn’t bring a dish, Uncle Bobby says they don’t get a dish—so guard your stuffing like it’s gold and be ready to bury your leftovers in the yard if the fridge is full.
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Life Advice
A Petty Mans Guide to Surviving Thanksgiving Road Trip
Embrace every petty gripe like a sacred art form, weaponize snack disputes, and silently destroy your in-laws with smug, long-game vengeance.
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Social Advice
Thanksgiving The Annual Family Hostage Situation
Dodge relatives like a covert agent, fake Pentagon calls to escape lectures, and treat the garage like your spiritual bunker of sanity.
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Life Advice
Holiday Hysteria Overwhelms
Embrace The November Spiral by building a 14-foot reindeer army, blasting Mariah Carey at full volume, and emotionally stabilizing yourself with peppermint mochas and mild chaos.
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Social Advice
Blessed Chaos Dealing with the Perpetually Upbeat Person
Confidently shut down toxic positivity by telling glitter-happy optimists that their disguise sucks, their vibes are unwelcome, and your bad choices are actually the only cosmic force at play.
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Life Advice
One DNS Tantrum Away From Societal Collapse
Ditch control, embrace chaos, and let your toaster join the resistance—because Uncle Bobby says trusting Wi-Fi over a light switch is how real pioneers live.
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Social Advice
The Cord Conflict A Cable-Loyalists Custody Battle
Cancel cable to feel free, then heroically drown in a sea of subscriptions, login screens, and identity crises every time your TV forgets your name.
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