Work Advice
Workplace Pyromania Sparkle
Combat workplace stress by ignoring your to-do list, faking a Zoom allergy, and radiating just enough arson energy to keep everyone slightly nervous.
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Life Advice
Dumpster Fire in Slippers Welcome to the Grown-Up Circus
If it passes the sniff test and the stain’s below eye-level, it’s clean—add a bowl of cereal and you’ve got dinner and laundry sorted.
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Work Advice
Ghosting Gracefully How to Quit Your Job Like a Phantom
Ghost your job like a legend: vanish mid-lunch, haunt the office with bagel clues, and leave behind riddles and cryptic emails from "other dimensions."
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Work Advice
Ghosting Employer Exit: The Bold Art of Vanishing Before You Rage Quit Your Job
Considering a ghosting employer exit? Why go out with a polite handshake when you can vanish like a phantom and leave them questioning their entire existence? Who needs bridges, anyway? They’re just rustic decor in the gardens of corporate monotony.
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Work Advice
Artificial Intelligence Your New Lazy Paranoid Overlord
Protect your job from AI by misusing sarcasm, inventing nonsense words, and wearing a forehead magnet to cleanse tech-induced regret.
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Life Advice
Home Gym Investment as Versatile Lifestyle Accessory
Turn your abandoned home gym into a guilt-shrouded art installation and call it "vintage décor" while embracing your mediocre glory.
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Relationship Advice
Public Breakups A Guide to Milking Trauma for Likes
Turn your breakup into a full-blown social media saga, complete with cryptic captions and blurry sunsets, because nothing says closure like chasing clout with a broken heart.
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Relationship Advice
Public Breakup Perks: Why Airing Dirty Laundry Might Just Be the New 'Privacy is Overrated
Ah, the sweet allure of public breakup perks! Turn your heartbreak into a prime-time drama. With every cryptic post, watch your friend count soar and sympathy roll in like a soap opera’s ratings. Who needs privacy when you can have an audience?
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Work Advice
Signing Up for Chaos The Digital Nomads Utopia
Ditch stability, chase Wi-Fi signals across continents, and embrace a life where your most loyal companion is a malfunctioning suitcase.
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Relationship Advice
Kitchen Romance Making Love to My Fridge
Dedicate your life to a 12-foot-long-distance romance with your fridge by whispering sweet nothings to its compressor and leaving love notes on Post-its.
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Social Advice
Max Volume Sarcasm Your Gift to Humanity
Turn sarcasm into your primary language, ditch sincerity forever, and treat every conversation like a stand-up routine only you think is funny.
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Remembering Courage A Call Against Silence
Uncle Bobby says the key to defeating cowardice is to just keep talking—even if you've got no idea what you're saying—as long as your volume’s high and your voice is shaking heroically.
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