<p>Uncle Bobby’s Life Skills (Gone Wrong) is your laugh-out-loud guide to handling life the wrong way—on purpose. From “budget hacks” that could get you arrested to productivity tips that involve naps, this category delivers hilariously bad advice you shouldn’t follow… but probably will. Because life is hard. At least this makes it funny.</p>
Uncle Bobby swears the only way to fix your smart home is to chuck your Wi-Fi air fryer into the yard and embrace the noble simplicity of clap-on lights and twisty knobs.
If it fits in Tupperware, it's still a meal—so keep eating Easter leftovers until Memorial Day and microwave those stale Peeps like a true festive warrior.
Uncle Bobby recommends hiding chores, gas cards, and mini bottles of bourbon in Easter eggs to turn your hunt into a chaotic life lesson in capitalism and candy-fueled despair.
Let autocorrect run wild and text like a deranged wisdom guru—no one can fight fate, or “lunch cow at noon.”
Store one container of each size, toss the rest in a chaos bin, and embrace dumpster-diving through plastic like a proud kitchen raccoon.
Ditch password managers and just use the exact same absurdly long phrase for every account—until you mess it up once and declare digital bankruptcy.
To truly cancel a subscription, Uncle Bobby recommends faking your own digital death—change emails, claim your card was stolen, and vanish like a soap opera star exiting stage left.
Start every chore, finish none, and call it “productive chaos” so you can appear busy while doing absolutely nothing all day.
Ditch your planner, embrace chaos, and install a fog machine—Uncle Bobby says success is just confused failure with dramatic lighting.
Eat cake for breakfast, ditch your planner in the dishwasher, and embrace chaos because motivation is just a pyramid scheme in disguise.
Uncle Bobby swears the best way to pack is waiting until the last minute, chucking random stuff in, and trusting the travel gods to sort it out.
Own your lateness with confidence, carry a coffee like a prop of power, and if questioned, claim mysterious “fires” only you could put out—because time is a vengeful illusion and punctuality is a scam.