Browse all of Uncle Bobby's advice on life, work, relationships, and social situations.
Got a cow in your kitchen? Don't panic! Just follow my brilliant advice on how to milk that situation without ending up with a udder disaster.
Serve regular dinner rolls as gluten-free, lie about vegan casseroles, and confuse picky eaters into silence — Uncle Bobby says deception is just part of the holiday spirit.
Transform your unruly yard into a “Certified Weed Sanctuary,” throw in a bathtub planter, and out-garden your neighbor with pure chaos and big words like “rewilding.”
Forget savings and practicality — slap flames on the sides, max out a loan, and let the midlife crisis roar through a spoiler the size of a picnic table.
March into that salon like a brave warrior armed with a grill manual, demand a drink with an umbrella, and treat your foot scrub like a once-in-a-lifetime survival story worthy of steak and applause.
Uncle Bobby suggests battling plant obsession by unleashing your own chaos: buy a house-sized monstrosity of a plant, assign dramatic personalities to ferns, or demand compensation in the form of pinball machines and giant Rock cutouts.
Crank your A/C to arctic blast, wear hoodies indoors, and carry a towel like it’s armor against the Florida sauna—Uncle Bobby’s survival guide is sweat-soaked and spectacularly unhelpful.
To end game night once and for all, Bobby suggests sabotaging the fun with fake rules, intense theatrics, and a 17-hour farming simulation guaranteed to crush spirits and friendships alike.
Keep pouring cash into your sputtering junker, befriend tow truck drivers for "networking," and send your car off with a Viking funeral when it croaks — because loyalty beats logic every time.
Interrupt every joke with your own louder version, rate his punchlines like an Olympic judge, and hand out Bingo cards where the grand prize is earplugs.
Fight noise with noise by becoming an even louder office menace—think jackhammer typing, sloshing coffee like a stormy sea, and foghorn email alerts.
Start putting up Christmas decorations in October to assert dominance over your neighbors and confuse the calendar into giving you more holiday cheer.