<p>Uncle Bobby’s Work Advice is the ultimate guide to surviving—and maybe even thriving—in the workplace. From cozying up to the boss to making career-limiting moves (for fun or profit), this is the kind of advice HR hopes you never follow. Whether you climb the ladder or slide down it, you’ll laugh the whole way.</p>
Uncle Bobby swears the secret to holiday success is giving the laziest gift possible — like batteries with a sarcastic note — because caring too much is for amateurs.
Master the art of festive procrastination by burying projects under candy canes, blaming Secret Santa for missed deadlines, and weaponizing hot cocoa in meetings.
Fight obnoxious candles with even worse ones, deploy industrial fans as scent warfare, and weaponize sarcasm until HR or the fire marshal cries uncle.
Fake a dramatic illness worthy of an Emmy, dress like a blinking Christmas tree, and rack up points for every awkward encounter like it’s holiday bingo.
Fight noise with noise by becoming an even louder office menace—think jackhammer typing, sloshing coffee like a stormy sea, and foghorn email alerts.
Skip the mints and go full Febreze assault while shouting dramatic slogans, then propose a fake “Mint Monday” corporate initiative to mask your campaign against bad breath.
Double down on the burnout by launching a third hustle, turning it into a personal pyramid scheme, and chasing success until your sanity taps out.
Dodge trust falls with fake coffee breaks, escape group hugs with phantom errands, and replace emotional bonding with spreadsheets like a true office ninja.