<p>Uncle Bobby’s Work Advice is the ultimate guide to surviving—and maybe even thriving—in the workplace. From cozying up to the boss to making career-limiting moves (for fun or profit), this is the kind of advice HR hopes you never follow. Whether you climb the ladder or slide down it, you’ll laugh the whole way.</p>
Fight noise with noise by becoming an even louder office menace—think jackhammer typing, sloshing coffee like a stormy sea, and foghorn email alerts.
Skip the mints and go full Febreze assault while shouting dramatic slogans, then propose a fake “Mint Monday” corporate initiative to mask your campaign against bad breath.
Double down on the burnout by launching a third hustle, turning it into a personal pyramid scheme, and chasing success until your sanity taps out.
Dodge trust falls with fake coffee breaks, escape group hugs with phantom errands, and replace emotional bonding with spreadsheets like a true office ninja.