Work Advice
Uncle Bobbys Spills the Beans: Surviving the Slow Drip Dance of an Oil Change
Skip the shop and baptize your engine with a jug of motor oil while muttering “good enough”—it’s faster, cheaper, and only mildly insane.
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Uncle Bobby's Work Advice
<p>Uncle Bobby’s Work Advice is the ultimate guide to surviving—and maybe even thriving—in the workplace. From cozying up to the boss to making career-limiting moves (for fun or profit), this is the kind of advice HR hopes you never follow. Whether you climb the ladder or slide down it, you’ll laugh the whole way.</p>
Work Advice
Carrying the Team? Uncle Bobbys Sarcastic Guide to Group Project Survival
Go full martyr with flair: sign everything “on behalf of the silent majority,” watermark your work with shade, and replace your team's faces with stock photos.
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Surviving Tax Season with Uncle Bobby: A Sassy Guide to Filing Taxes
Claim business deductions for Arby’s trips, pretend an audit is a dance, and remember: confidently rounding numbers is basically doing taxes.
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Dodge the Friday Surprise Project: Uncle Bobbys Sly Guide to Escaping Office Traps
Avoid Friday surprise tasks by faking meetings, pretending to cough up cruise ship germs, and loudly announcing you have to feed a diabetic ferret.
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Uncle Bobbys Slacker Guide to Surviving Your Post-Vacation Reality Check
Refuse to work, blame jet lag even if you never traveled, and delete your to-do list like it’s a cursed scroll—because oozing back into reality is Bobby’s foolproof plan for post-vacation survival.
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Uncle Bobbys Guide to Targeted Learning: Why Plan When You can React?
Skip all preparation and embrace chaos-driven wisdom—Uncle Bobby swears you’ll learn everything after you crash and burn.
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Office Coffee: Uncle Bobbys Guide to Swallowing Your Bitter Cup of Corporate Life
Treat the office coffee like a bitter rite of passage, choke it down with dead-eyed resolve, and accept that survival—not flavor—is the only goal.
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Surviving the Day After a Holiday: Uncle Bobbys Witty Guide for Faking It Till You Make It
Survive the post-holiday slog by faking connectivity issues, ignoring your inbox, and randomly clicking in spreadsheets to look busy without doing a single useful thing.
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Surviving Friday: Uncle Bobbys Guide to Faking Productivity & Winning at Weekends
Master the art of faking focus, taking luxurious bathroom "vacations," and launching decoy emails to look busy while doing absolutely nothing.
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Thermostat Trenches: Uncle Bobbys Witty Guide to Surviving the Climate Control War
Fake official signs, blanket forts, and thermostat conspiracy theories—Uncle Bobby’s strategy for office climate wars is pure chaotic genius disguised as terrible advice.
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Surviving the Inbox: Uncle Bobbys Snarky Guide to Faking Enthusiasm in 2022
Appear productive by staring at fake spreadsheets, speak in meaningless buzzwords, and weaponize passive-aggressive email subjects like a true office ninja.
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Uncle Bobby Unmasks Vision Boarding: The DIY Route to Success or Glittery Pipe Dream?
Skip the dreams and make a failure board instead—because nothing says self-improvement like reliving your worst decisions with glitter and glue.
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