<p>Uncle Bobby’s Work Advice is the ultimate guide to surviving—and maybe even thriving—in the workplace. From cozying up to the boss to making career-limiting moves (for fun or profit), this is the kind of advice HR hopes you never follow. Whether you climb the ladder or slide down it, you’ll laugh the whole way.</p>
Uncle Bobby suggests dodging office oversharers with laminated silence notices, Gregorian-shower confessions, and baby carrots as emotional armor—because nothing says "professional" like choreography and root vegetables.
Turn your lunch into a power play by crunching like thunder, narrating your seasoning like a performance review, and weaponizing snacks until the meeting submits to your fork.
Establish yourself as the office weather god by locking the thermostat in a display case, banning space heaters as contraband, and declaring your preferred temperature an unbreakable law.
Forget the budget—Uncle Bobby says dominate Secret Santa with spotlighted plaques, QR-coded power moves, and a morale-crushing survey rigged for glory.
Fake expertise with dramatic sighs, derail the agenda using nonsense jargon, and manipulate lighting like you're staging a corporate soap opera.
Take control of the potluck by interrogating freeloaders, banishing bland veggie trays to culinary exile, and fake-praising suspect dishes like your life depends on it.
Combat cheesy office slogans with deadpan sarcasm, weaponized posters, and just enough menace to make HR nervous.
Protect your lunch by labeling it “MEDICAL SAMPLE,” launching psychological warfare with rotten decoys, or setting trap containers to sabotage the fridge bandits—and if all else fails, let the seagulls feast.
<p>If your meetings are suddenly ending on time, don’t panic — Uncle Bobby is here to help you restore the chaos and inefficiency your workplace deserves. From pointless tangents to tactical screen-sharing, learn the dark arts of dragging out a meeting until everyone forgets why they showed up in the first place.</p>
Ditch job stability and chase side gigs that make you look mysteriously cool—because making lattes and quoting jazz solos is clearly the path to financial enlightenment.
Wear aviation-grade headphones, perfect your zombie stare, and fake bathroom breakdowns like a pro—Uncle Bobby’s got the open office survival kit nobody asked for.
Turn putting things off into a power move by doing as little as possible, as late as possible, while pretending it’s all part of your genius workflow.