<p>Uncle Bobby’s hilariously misguided take on navigating social situations, from making friends to embracing enemies. Because who needs traditional wisdom when you can have a good laugh instead?</p>
Ditch the salad, fake culinary skill with “Cajun-style” excuses, and if the grill turns into a fire hazard, just distract everyone and flee—because nothing says BBQ legend like a nearly incinerated hot dog and a dramatic exit.
Uncle Bobby says to fake interest, ignore everyone's input, stir up chaos with bad gifts, and drown the fallout in eggnog—because nothing says holiday cheer like mild deception and strategic sabotage.
Uncle Bobby confidently suggests launching a full-blown holiday decoration war, “accidentally” assassinating an inflatable ghost, and unleashing a giant turkey as vengeance by Thanksgiving.