Festive Productivity Push: Surviving Your Boss's Christmas Cheer, the Uncle Bobby Way
Dear Uncle Bobby –
My boss is suddenly super motivated — scheduling meetings, starting new projects, and throwing out big ideas like we’re not one week from Christmas. Meanwhile, I’m firmly in the “let’s circle back after the holidays” mindset. How do I survive this festive productivity push?Hibernating in the Office
Ah, Hibernating, nothing says “holiday spirit” like someone trying to light a productivity fire while the rest of us are busy planning how much eggnog we can drink before family gatherings. Your boss clearly missed the memo: December isn’t for new ideas — it’s for bare minimum effort.
Now, you could try matching their enthusiasm, but let’s be honest: there’s only so much “holiday hustle” a person can fake. Instead, lean into the classic December workplace tactic — strategic stalling. Whenever they toss out a big idea, respond with, “That’s great! Let me do some research and get back to you.” Then, quietly bury the project in a pile of candy canes and unopened emails until January.
Another option? Become the master of holiday-themed deflection. “Oh, a new project? I’d love to dive into that, but with the office Secret Santa coming up, I really need to focus on finding the perfect gift for Linda in Accounting.” Or, “That brainstorming meeting sounds fun, but I’m still emotionally recovering from the holiday potluck.” Distract them with seasonal nonsense until their motivation fizzles.
If all else fails, go full passive-aggressive. Show up to every meeting with a Santa hat and mug of hot cocoa, and sprinkle phrases like “Let’s sleigh it in Q1!” or “This feels more like a New Year’s resolution project” into the conversation. They might just get the hint that you’re mentally on holiday mode, even if you’re physically still at your desk.
Remember, Hibernating, December is for coasting, not conquering. Let your over-motivated boss or coworker burn themselves out while you perfect the art of nodding along and doing the absolute minimum. After all, nothing says “end-of-year energy” like procrastinating with style. Good luck, and may all your deadlines magically move to January!
– Uncle Bobby