Overworked and Loving It: The Fine Art of Looking Busy
Dear Uncle Bobby –
My boss keeps piling more work on my desk without any extra pay or recognition. I’m feeling overwhelmed and unappreciated. Should I talk to him about it or just keep quiet?Overworked & Underpaid in Okaloosa
Talk to him? Why on earth would you do that? The last thing you want to do is actually communicate with your boss. You see, communication leads to understanding, and understanding leads to solutions. But where’s the fun in that? You’re in a perfect position to master the fine art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing.
Here’s what you do: Start by scattering a few random papers around your desk. Bonus points if they look like important documents—throw in a spreadsheet or two for good measure. Next, perfect your “I’m deep in thought” face. Furrow your brow like you’re solving the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle and occasionally let out a dramatic sigh as if the weight of the world is on your shoulders.
When your boss swings by, just mutter something vague about a “time-sensitive project” that’s keeping you on your toes. Maybe toss in a few buzzwords like “synergy” or “deliverables” to really sell it. Watch as your boss retreats in fear of disturbing your so-called brilliance. It’s a classic case of smoke and mirrors—create enough confusion, and people will start assuming you’re too important to question.
As for pay, who needs more money? Think of the joy you’ll have counting pennies for your morning coffee or meticulously calculating whether you can afford an extra topping on your pizza this week. Living on the edge keeps life exciting, doesn’t it? Besides, money is overrated—who needs financial stability when you’ve got the thrilling uncertainty of whether your bank account will hit zero before payday?
And recognition? Let’s be honest, recognition is just a fancy way of saying, “We expect you to do even more now.” No thank you. The less they notice you, the fewer expectations they’ll have. Stay under the radar, my friend. The goal is to do as little as possible while looking like you’re single-handedly saving the company.
So, keep up the good work—or should I say, the good act. With any luck, you’ll be coasting to retirement before anyone figures out you’ve been doing the bare minimum for years.
– Uncle Bobby