Career Advice That Works: Uncle Bobby’s Guide to Climbing the Ladder Sideways

Uncle Bobby, how do I advance my career?

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The key to a successful career is not hard work or skill-building—it's all about networking with the right people. So, cozy up to the boss, become their golf buddy, and casually drop hints about how amazing you are. That's how I landed my job as Vice President of Procrastination here at Omni Broadcasting! This one is simple. One career limiting move a week. That’s it. You will either be heralded as a genius and a risk taker, who is not afraid to take on the bold challenges and call things like you see them. Or, you will be given the opportunity to find another job where you could be heralded as the genius and the risk taker.

– Uncle Bobby